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Just when I thought Wikipedia couldn’t be any more useful, I found more information that was not easily found elsewhere. One of the events I’ve been trying to stay informed about is the Sirius and XM merger. Thanks to the slowly grinding wheels of the needless and meddlesome government bureaucracy, the process has taken over a year so far. It’s not easy to find the latest news on a story that moves at the pace of our monolithic federal government. I would like to get a satellite radio, but I don’t want to do it before the merger… that is, assuming the government permits the merger. I can’t be sure the current radios will be able to receive the combined networks once the merger is complete.

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Have you ever found yourself saying, “That dude’s hair isn’t just messy, it’s uncombable?” Well that’s very insensitive of you. He might be a victim of the little known Uncombable Hair Syndrome. Guys like that must hate people like me… my hair is perfectly combable, but I haven’t combed it in 15 years.

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Say… you know what’s interesting? Unusual methods of execution. I found this one a few years ago and then forgot about it. It came to mind after reading a particularly saccharine Mary Worth in the funny pages. I just can’t understand why newspapers are wasting money on this garbage. 80% of the comic strips at best don’t make me laugh, and at worst fill me with rage. We’d all be better off if they’d just replace this slop with old Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes strips.

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